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Do you know what the US, Liberia and Myranmar have in common?

Do you know what the US, Liberia and Myranmar have in common?

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Dec
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To create in divine proportions…..

To create in divine proportions…..

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Nov
30th
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Peter Horridge – ‘The person you love …’

Peter Horridge – ‘The person you love …’

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Nov
25th
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Please watch this video and consider giving up a small convenience for so many BIG reasons.

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Nov
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Nov
5th
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YES WE CAN. YES WE DID. YES WE WILL.
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An oldie but goodie.
Today I woke up so proud to be an American. THANK YOU.

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Nov
3rd
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Upgrading System from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0

By Khurram Bilal Tariq

Dear Tech support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate.

DEAR DESPERATE, First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and don¢t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Therefore try the non-alcoholic drinks for optimum performance.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Patience 7.1.

Good Luck,

Tech Support

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Les Misbarack. Yes we can.

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Oct
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